- People with long legs would survive a landslide more easily than those of us who are less vertically endowed: I was on the treadmill next to a man who was a bit taller than me. Even though our feet hit at the exact same time with every step, I was going at a 6.0 pace, and he was going 7.5. This is completely unfair.
- Yesterday I walked by a girl about my age on the elliptical. She was pointing frantically and looked like she was shouting something – I actually thought she was yelling at me for a second – but no sound was coming from her lips. Turns out, she was just really into her music. For the duration of her workout, she pantomimed along to the music. I have no problem with this – to each his own, you know? – but if you do act like this at the gym, be aware that you’re in public, and it’s impossible not to notice such behavior…
- It’s easier to do interval training (run at an easier pace, with short intervals of high speed) than to run at a pace in the middle consistently. You can end with the same pace overall, and studies show that you increase your fitness more quickly AND have a higher ‘after burn’ (burn more calories in the 24-hour period after working out). It’s win-win!
- I no longer feel like the fattest person at my gym. In fact, I often feel good about myself at the gym. Of course, that’s only when I don’t see myself in the mirror. I have these pants that are definitely function over form – they are not at all flattering. I figure that if I wear those pants at the gym, I can exercise my self-confidence at the same time that I’m exercising my body.
- Don’t forget your walkman – or to charge it – when heading to the gym. It makes for a long and boring cardio session.
- Being next to people who are really putting in effort makes me try much harder than when I’m next to people who are half-assing it. And while I’m at it…
- People who half-ass it at the gym get me all bent out of shape. What’s the point?! You’ve done the hard part: Getting out of the house and to the gym. Now make the most of it! Quit phoning it in and step it up a notch. You’ll see the results in short order :)
That is all. Thanks for listening.

