As the lucky person who happens to live precisely five miles away from where I am this morning, you get to wait for me to show up at your door following my attempt to run the distance between us, and then drive me back to my starting point.
I’m leaving soon. If all goes well, I should be there in about an hour… under an hour, ideally. However, if all does not go well, it could take longer.
If I’m not there in an hour, continue waiting. I’m more of a jogger than a runner.
If I’m not there in an hour and a half, wait some more. I’m really quite s l o w .
If I’m not there in 2 hours, please continue to wait. I had to walk.
If I’m not there in 2 and a half hours, eat breakfast without me. I’ve stopped to eat myself.
If I’m not there in 3 hours, come look for me. I’m dead.
Hopefully, it won’t come to that, but only time will tell. I believe I am ready to meet this challenge, or else I wouldn’t be tackling it at this point in time. Please be patient, though. This is a huge undertaking and I’m a bit nervous. Can’t wait to see you.
In fact, I wish I was there already.
Love,
Kimberly
